FS

genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

sadfrick:

*sees a cute boy* *checks to see what kind of shoes he is wearing*

blackdenimjeans:

*white person reblogging an ed sheeran song or something*
This shit slaps!! I’m turnt up

dakotaangel:

Uli by Paky RJ on Flickr.

realniggaannouncements:

Man you know Dracula was invented by white people. Homies weakness was a seasoning, the sun and Jesus Christ