FS

muzzzza-udddin:

I hope I can use that line one day

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

egberts:

there is no greater feeling than being told youre funny  (◡‿◡✿)

Jul-17
- 14:32 - 83,670 notes - hi - egberts

realityisoverrated:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
I COULD
EAT
A HORSE
JFC

f-inexico:

vinegod:

BJS can wait until after school hours #suckit by Francesca Fabiani

Lmfaoooo

There is literally only one post on this entire site with 11 million notes

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Are you scared? Or are you not ready? There is a difference. —Unique Quietness  (via obliteratedheart)

kenerics:

who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti