I hope I can use that line one day
Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.
there is no greater feeling than being told youre funny (◡‿◡✿)
most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
BJS can wait until after school hours #suckit by Francesca Fabiani
who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti